AssBackwards Approach

assbackwards

Doing things backward

I looked at starting or should I say re-branding my self hosted website Emmittmuckles.com. The reason was to have the freedoms I could not deploy on wordpress.com hosted website That Guy, Emmitt’s Weblog.

I really liked having my blog on wordpress.com, but the limitations prevented me from moving forward as a blogger and podcast, being able to manipulate my own content. To start, I have been a podcaster since 2007 on various platforms with various shows in iTunes and podcast directories. Podcasting the way I produce content did not lend itself well to the wordpress.com hosted sights.

I just could not figure out how to include worpress.com in the fold for my new information about wonderful living and the fruits of life.

My new selfhosted blog at emmittmuckles.com which is also directed to the theme thebillionairelifestylellc.com is running great. The one thing I miss is the connection to the wordpress.com community of bloggers, who are awesome for feedback and encouragement.

So what I should have done was start a new blog hosted under wordpress.com, then move to a self hosted.  I have come to the conclusion, That Guys Emmitt’s weblog. and The Billionaire Lifestyle Blog and podcast will have to exists as cousins.

So if you follow me here, please take the time to visit me on my new site, where I blog and audio podcast. You can find it @ emmittmuckles.com and thebillionairelifestylellc.com .

The site is not about money but value of Life.

Thank you all for your support.

 

Emmitt “The Billionaire Lifestyler” Muckles

The J.P. Lynn Guide to the Internet

Sometimes someone say it all and all you want to do is agree with the point without too much fanfare, Or you just want to share. In a nutshell that is what I did with this post. Plain and simple

 

"This is why you're broke!"

Rule1.PNG

**Internet rule #1 – never argue with idiots.

How do you know an idiot?

They’re trying to argue on the internet.

**Internet Rule #2 – never tolerate a pitch for a pyramid scheme or MLM scam. (when they out themselves, post their profile name, put them on blast and block them as well)

We at BKF University, have no time for your malarky with these schemes in our already struggling community.

**Internet rule #3 – learn how to spot a “hood unicorn”. If you don’t know what a hood unicorn is, you’ll just have to take the L. Or you can keyword search some of our previous posts.

**Internet Rule #4 – Use the internet to educate yourself. But NEVER EVER read the comments section. Only read well thought out articles acting as their own responses by people who reveal their identities. Everything else is arguing and bickering by racists…

View original post 167 more words

I was wondering about morality and capitalism.

Started the topic with a podcast to help sooth my soul. This is what happened.

all_over_the_place

Follow me on Facebook

Simple Beauty!(humor)

So there I was sitting in Chicago’s Midway airport, internally fussing because you can’t lock down your seat on Southwest Airlines. No biggie, since I can never check in 24 hours and 1 minute before check-in is available. This is no fault of Southwest Airlines, just my own personal issue of time management and forgetting to set the alarm to book my boarding.

As I mussed about the method of boarding for Southwest Airlines, my simple Neanderthal mind begins to kick in and my favorite airport activity takes subtle hold of my person.

People Watching!

I love to people watch, and being a man I love to look at the females as they pass my particular vantage point in the airport. Women are beautiful. Women make being a man a absolute JOY!
During my people watching as I anticipate boarding these modern time machines called airplanes, it’s been within the last year my airport activity has gotten really interesting, mostly because I comment what I am witnessing on my Facebook timeline. I began picking up on a peculiar fashion faux pas, which transformed into a festival of delight for me and my Facebook friends. It use to be while watching these people dressed to the hilt for travel gave me reason to ask “What the hell were they thinking wearing that”, but the same thing can be said about me. Then at some point something magical happen.

STRETCHY PANTS!

Oh my, I like women, particularly I like the shape of women, and there was a trend in the throught the early 90’s for people to wear biking shorts. This trend faded with MC Hammer, but now it has been reinvented thanks to Yoga, The 5k race and Ugg boots.

Like my father I am an ass and hips man, for those of you who don’t understand that, get the urban dictionary app. With the reintroduction of yoga pants (Stretchy Pants) in the daily fashion lexicon, I sit in the airport as a parade of fit and not so fit butt’s pass me as I eat my veggie sandwich while sipping vitamin water or really expensive coffee and listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast .

For some strange biological reason Men of African American descent have an affinity for the female body part referred to as BOOTY! I am no exception. There is one obvious observation from my 40 +++ years on this earth. Everyone race, creed and color are PACKIN in the booty deparment. It seems like once Jennifer Lopez let America know it was ok to pack some ass, with Kim Kardashian affirmed it, butt cheeks around the world began to flourish.

Here is what I know, when you are stuck in an airport waiting to board an uncomfortable 6 hour flight, a man or person has to appreciate the simple pleasures presented in life. To whom-ever created the stretchy pant. I say Bravo to you sir or madam, you have put a smile in at least one man’s heart.

Live, Laugh, Love, and Have some dam fun,
Emmitt

All over the place Podcast #3

[iframe style=”border:none” src=”http://html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/3015754/height/100/width/480/thumbnail/no/theme/legacy” height=”100″ width=”480″ scrolling=”no” allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen]

This show I am alone and talking about the police brutality, and the seeming escalation of violence against citizens. THe Myth of Common sense. Do you know your basic RIGHTs as an American. with Music from Jaan Klose, and Clara Bellino.

 

THe revolution will not be Televised, it will be on Youtube.

 

Follow me on Twitter Emmitt Muckles

Facebook All Over the place podcast fanpage.

Check out this episode!

ALL OVER THE PLACE PODCAST 002

[iframe style=”border:none” src=”http://html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/2810456/height/100/width/480/thumbnail/no/theme/legacy” height=”100″ width=”480″ scrolling=”no” allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen]

DETROIT HUSTLES HARDER- Emmitt and Mr Moe talk about skinny jeans, drag racing, the state of being a man, Drinking alcohol and trying to be the best best Men forged from the streets of Detroit from different perspectives. There is some cool music prodided by the podsafe music network.

Check out this episode!

All Over the Place Episode 001

[iframe style=”border:none” src=”http://html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/2797422/height/100/width/480/thumbnail/no/theme/legacy” height=”100″ width=”480″ scrolling=”no” allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen]

In this First show of All Over The Place Podcast Emmitt and guest Sabine share music from the Podsafemusic Network and talk about Emmitt’s love of Yoga pants, the royal family, arts and Crafts(Sabine), Booty and body types, what is attractive, The Austrain, Canada, Northwest Indiana connection and tons of other stuff. The Time just flew by. We Can’t forget Pintrest the love of Sabine’s life.

Check out this episode!

Chicken Fried or Jeans That Fit Just Right

I love this song for one simple reason. It is a simple song that speaks of what a true good life “FEEL” like. Living is about experiences, those are the things we take with us, the Memories of life. When I listen to The ZAC Brown Band, anyone and I mean anyone can’t help but feel good, unless you got some serious uptight issues.

Peace love and Beer….
Emmitt

Chocolate and Happiness

This song always brings me spontaneous good mood. Zac Brown sings about the simple things in life. Fried chicken, good music from the radio, family, a beer on a friday night and of course not to forget the pair of jeans that fit just right.

Isn’t that one of the most incredible things? Very rare but if you look for them long enough, you will find them. The pair of jeans that fit just right. They actually fit so right, you don’t event want to take them off when you go to bed at night. Most every woman will know that feeling of finding jeans that fit just right. If you are lucky they will also fit with most of your tops, sweaters and blazers. You can wear them for a visit at your local bar, a dance night with the girls or to the office. Isn’t that just amazing?…

View original post 10 more words

Lose Weight naturally with Water

There is on thing we as humans typically don’t get enough of and always need

Water, our bodies are a majority water. What the body requires to stay balanced happy and joyous is water. We all know that you can go for weeks without food, but no intake of water and within a week life begins to fall apart.

 

Water is the Key to Everything, Drink up lose weight Be Merry

The key to maintaining the weight I have lost which is about 20 lbs, has been my water intake, besides the beer . It is vitally important to feed your body with water and to maintain a balance. We lose water constantly, crying, sweating, breathing.  If you think about how many times we exhale a day and the moisture along with that breath you may be astonished. Here is a test weigh yourself before you go to bed then weigh yourself first thing in the morning before doing anything. you may find 2 lbs or more have just vanished.  It is all water. To help your body rig itself of excess pounds we my constantly keep our hydration level proper.

The next best thing about proper hydration is keeping your body in balance so as not to feel hungry when we in fact don’t require food.  Thirst can be confused with hunger. Water also has no calories.  It’s one of those things requiring more to process water than anything additive caloric.

The quality of water helps too. So as not to add to the system of salts and other minerals , it may be required to drink distilled water for a period to flush the toxins from the system. You would be surprised how much weight we can attribute to just junk in our bodily freeway. It help on expelling both ends, liquid and solid waste material.

So look forward to the great taste of water and down a gallon every 24 hours if you are looking to shed some pound.

Next time I will share with you a diet that has kept me balanced and feeling really good. it’s cheaper than most other diets too.

Peace Emmitt Muckles

http://emmittmuckles.com